Hello. Welcome to LMF.
Please join.
LMF is Una Fraternallenza which exists outside of DeviantART's group system, under their radar.
Please Join.
As you may have expected, the Don has a high standard of Onore, Ómertá, that she holds for all fratelli of our "family." Uphold our laws, and you will be protected. Those who fail us are neatly disposed of. Those unwilling to keep our code need not apply (if they value their lives).
To join, you must first pledge unconditional loyalty to our family. We're supposed to have a big ritual thing here, but that's hard to do over the internet.
You must promise not to be see with police, or in any areathat might be staked out.
You must always be available for us. You may not make any major decision without all of our consent.
You must not give away our information.
You also must enter our ID contest.
If you feel you are ready to be a Mafiusi, just drop us a comment. We'll presume you swore all these things already.
By the way, only Don Imobsessed and Cosigliere Urartskillz have the password to this account- and we like it that way.
Thanks for reading.
Now join.

==Members==
Don "Emmariné"
Consigliere "Jono-Deno"
Under-Don "Kato"
Caporegime "Ri-Ri"
Oumni D'onore "Salvatore" "Comerade" "Conquistador BoBo" "Gnomie" "Mr. Spycrab" "Emo Kid" no name no name "Germany" "Squishy"